It’s inventive. Stoopid, but inventive.
A Guatemalan man attempted to hustle in 60.4 grams of coke into America recently by shoving the drugs inside a chicken! Ew!
Customs and Border Protection officers apprehended the man and his cocaine cluckers in Virgina, after the man arrived from El Salvador.
During a close inspection, the officers found the drugs in two, clear plastic bags inside the fully-cooked chickens. The street value was estimated at $4,300!
Idiot.
[Image via Customs and Border Patrol.]