“Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me!” — this lobster… probably.
In possibly one of the weirdest covers we’ve seen all year, Chlo├â┬½ Sevigny decided to pose almost completely nude with naught but a lobster over her vagina for the cover of Marfa Journal.
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But wait a second, isn’t this the same Chlo├â┬½ Sevigny who doesn’t like Jennifer Lawrence because she’s too “crass?”
Well, Chlo├â┬½, this picture is so crass, it’s positively crass-tacean! We hope that no animals were harmed in the making of this cover for Sizzler, and that Chlo├â┬½ wasn’t pinched.
Hmmm we wonder if that was mentioned in a claws… of her contract.
[Image via Marfa Journal.]