Oompa Loompa Employee Gunned Down After Stabbing Co-Worker At The Chocolate Factory

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo /
We’ve got a wacky story for you.
Working at a chocolate factory sounds amazeballs, right?
Well even the world’s second greatest occupation — number one is quality control at a brothel — occasionally leads to workplace stabbings!!
A Cambodian worker at TCHO Chocolate Factory stabbed his colleague with box cutters.
We hated Tim Burton/John August’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake TOO, but that’s no reason to resort to violence!!
One SFO police officer described Tuesday’s unprovoked attack best. He said:

“He started cutting the victim for no apparent reason.”

After which, the suspect fled the crime scene with weapon in hand. Eventually the police put a bullet in his chest.
Come on, guy!
Even if you work next to Veruca Salt on an assembly line, stabbing a coworkers is NEVER cool!!
[Image via Paramount.]