But we were wrong.
Chris showed up at the Marvel premiere for his new movie in a classy, tailored grey suit, and every person in attendance instantly grew envious of his wife, Anna Faris.
Legit. Look at that jawline.
And the best part? You know that he still has the killer personality that makes him one of the standouts on Parks and Recreation!
Guardians, which stars Chris, as well as Zoe Saldana, Vin Diesel, and Bradley Cooper, premieres commercially on Aug. 1st.
Seriously though Chris, we have to commend you on your workout strategy and the AH-Mazing body you got due to your hard work.
May you please stay this hot for the remainder of your time on Earth.
Or at least until the Marvel franchise movies are over.
Whichever comes first.
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