OOoooo!
Finally, a new Christina Aguilera album to get all dirrrrrty to!
It’s been two long, difficult years without Christina’s nourishing musical milk to keep us satiated, but finally her bedazzled teat will leak harmonious treats again this August!
Huzzah!!!
AND her first single will be a euro-style, clubby, beat-heavy Max Martin produced tune that’s gonna be SO magnificent it’ll explode your brain upon first listen.
Probably.
There may also be collabs with fellow Voice judges Blake Shelton and Cee-Lo Green, but no word as to whether frenemy Adam Levine will lend his jagger swagger to the album.
So Psyched! Especially for the new look she’ll invent for the record’s release… full unitard and shaved head?
Yes please! Ha!
[Image via WENN.]