That ‘Thug Misses’ Khia has such a way with words!
The rapper recently decided that her sex life was worth discussing, and treated the world to a very explicit, detailed description of her top three ways to get down!
Our favorite is number two, but pick for yourself:
1) “Plain sex is so boring. Get all dressed up [for him]. Roleplay is the ultimate. Everyone├óΓé¼Γäós into this threesome thing, but there├óΓé¼Γäós no way there├óΓé¼Γäós going to be another woman with my man because I├óΓé¼Γäóma beat you and drag you. So ladies play different women so you can keep your man excited. Try different wigs [or] dress up like a maid. I love fishnets and having sex in heels. Guys always go to the strip club because you bitches are boring in the bedroom. Turn into the stripper for your guy. If he comes home and you got those heels on and it├óΓé¼Γäós late, he knows what time it is. You know I got a pole in my house├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥I got a portable pole (laughs). Have on something sexy and just seduce him. Go to portablepole.com, it├óΓé¼Γäóll pop up.”
2) “Don├óΓé¼Γäót be scared to bring candies and toys into the bedroom. Some guys are jealous of dildos because of the size, so what I did to kind of ease [my ex-husband] is introduce him to jumbo candy canes that they give at Christmas time. I like that better because number one, it doesn├óΓé¼Γäót look like a penis that├óΓé¼Γäós bigger than him, so he won├óΓé¼Γäót be jealous. Plus, it makes the vagina taste wonderful and the peppermint makes it tingle a little bit when he blows. It├óΓé¼Γäós good when he├óΓé¼Γäós giving you head; it looks fun and kiddie-like going in, so he├óΓé¼Γäós not intimidated.”
3) “Blindfolding is also good, and handcuffs too. You can get all kinds of games where you roll the dice and one side says ├óΓé¼╦£blow me, kiss me├óΓé¼Γäó… I like all that kinky stuff. But you better not whip me!”
Goodness gracious, everything she writes is poetry to our ears!
We think gurl needs to start an advice column! The world needs your wisdom, Khia!
Please, keep it coming! Don’t disappoint us!