Chuck E. Cheese’s Says Screw Safety, We’ll Try ‘Pay Your Age’ Too!

We always thought Chuck E. Cheese was a mouse — turns out he’s a lemming!

The Build-A-Bear Workshop totally fell on their push faces with their “Pay Your Age Day” on Thursday, in which they were forced to turn away customers who had arrived in crowds so big they were creating a fire hazard.

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So what did Chuck E. Cheese’s do the next day?

Double down on the chaos by offering their own Pay Your Age offer! They posted on Facebook about Friday’s event:

They even name dropped Build-A-Bear! So they know the fire they’re playing with here…

Considering the history of violence at the pizza place, this cannot end well.

We mean, there are brawls there on an average Friday! This shit is going to be The Purge! With pepperoni!

[Image via WENN.]