So, for those of you who watch Chuck Lorre’s shows, aka Two & A Half Men or Big Bang Theory, you’ve noticed the producer’s “vanity cards” at the end of each episode.
Unlike other shows, Chuck’s cards are constantly changing , offering pearls of wisdom with each passing episode. At the end of last night’s all new Two & A Half Men, Chuck’s message was a bit more personal than some others in the past. He’s obviously had a lot of on his mind these days concerning the show, so he decided to share with the whole world what he was feeling. The vanity card read:
“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I├óΓé¼Γäóm gonna be really pissed.“
Wow…subtle! We know two people who aren’t feeling much love for each other in the post-Valentine’s day glow!
Now, we’ll just sit back and wait to see Charlie’s rageful retaliation. (Oh, don’t kid yourself – it’s coming!)
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