Coastal Carolina Football Coach: "Don't Be Such P*ssies!"

LOLz! What the heck is this guy talking about?

We’re not sure the context of this story, but one thing is for sure…this guy should tell it more often! Ha!

During a press conference, the head coach of the Coastal Carolina University football team, David Bennett, went a little nutzy on a rant about cats and dogs.

Again, we’re not quite sure WHAT the actual story is or why he’s telling it, but he blabbers on about cats getting stuck in his house and dogs barking.

The moral of the story seems to be that his players should act more like dogs and shouldn’t “meow” in front of mirrors.

It’s about time somebody said it.

Check out this HIGHlarious gem above that is poised to become a viral classic within the next week or so.

And yes, there is already an auto-tune version.