Colorado Brace Yourself! Crocs Are Taking Over Your State!

Is this what they did with that $30 million dollar loan???
Crocs, those shoes we love to hate, is opening up a 6,110 square foot flagship store in the shoe’s hometown of Boulder, Colorado.
What a bunch of Crocs!
The fug shoe company’s CEO John Deurden says “Boulder is the hometown of Crocs and a part of our strategy is to strengthen our brand roots.”
Boulder can have all the Crocs they want. We certainly don’t need anymore of those shoes in El Lay!
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