Colton Haynes Wins The Internet By Live Tweeting A Random Couple's Cringeworthy First Date!

Swoon.
We thought we couldn’t love Colton Haynes more than we already did, but we were wrong.
That’s because the Arrow star took to Twitter to live tweet a random couple’s first date as he sat next to them at a restaurant!
Seriously. He’s too funny.
It all began with Colton’s first tweet of the night:

I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it’s a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014

Everything was going pretty smoothly for the daters, penned Dan and Tracey by Colton.
Until tragedy struck:

HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry…her name is Tracey
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014

Yikes! Not the best way to make a good first impression, Dan.
Colton spent the 45-minute date trying to figure out which of the two were crazier, but, ultimately, Dan edged Tracey out:

U guys…I am now sweatin laughing. I’m a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014

And it seems like Tracey might have also picked up on the signals that the date wasn’t going so well, because the night ended with her walking off:

No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often…
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) August 7, 2014

Colton. We thank you for going above your duties as the world’s sexiest actor and providing us with this bounty of secondhand embarrassment.
You’ve done your people proud.
Make sure to check out Colton’s Twitter page to experience the entire 23-tweet event, and catch the third season of Arrow on the CW on Oct. 8th.
[Image via FayesVision/WENN]