Crisco Adler Arrested!

Human VD petri dish Cisco Adler was arrested Wednesday night in Fargo, North Dakota, after punching a club employee in the nose.

According to witnesses, after Adler’s performance at The Hub, a brawl broke out, and while Adler was being escorted out, he punched a worker in the face in yet another case of testosterone-induced stupidity.

He was arrested for “simple assault” and booked at the Cass County Jail.

He was released later on a $500 cash bail.

What an idiot!