The trolling is strong with this Reno bakery!
You may remember when Dominique Ansel created the Cronut that made people everywhere flock to his New York shop… well, a Reno, Nevada bakery was inspired to make their own!
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But Ansel was NOT happy and sent the bakery, Rounds, a cease and desist letter to stop calling their goods “Cronuts,” since the commonly used term for a croissant donut is trademarked!
Rounds wasn’t amused though, and went next level with their responses, in this perfect Twitter apology:
Dear @dominiqueansel I just received your letter, and I feel I must apologize for hurting your feelings. #NotACronut http://t.co/vdXZjoM0IN
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
Rounds Bakery received a dispute letter from Dominique Ansel Bakery for the alleged use of the name “Cronut.”… http://t.co/xsjigP5ODu
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I ripped open the envelope & got a paper cut. Thank god I had a Band-Aid—oops, I mean an adhesive bandage #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I got blood all over the my kitchen, thank goodness I had Clorox, crap, I mean NaClO… #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I ripped open the envelope & got a paper cut. Thank god I had a Band-Aid—oops, I mean an adhesive bandage #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I got blood all over the my kitchen, thank goodness I had Clorox, crap, I mean NaClO… #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I was shocked. I spilled my Coke, erm, my carbonated beverage all over my Levis… oops I mean denim pants. #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I am so sad I upset you, I started to cry & I immediately reached for a Kleenex… I mean paper facial tissue #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I had to apologize, so I Googled…Errrrrr! I mean internet searched for your contact information. #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel To say sorry, I drew you a picture with my Crayolas. Damn, I mean my wax drawing sticks #NotACronut http://t.co/0vxI0YbTU9
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@DominiqueAnsel I thought an email would be too impersonal, so I went to FedEx you my drawing… ugh, I mean overnight deliver. #NotACronut
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
.@dominiqueAnsel Now r bakery is covered in Post-Its. F*ck! Small sticky paper squares reminding us it’s #NotACronut http://t.co/WWpz15QlAO
— Rounds Bakery (@roundsbakery) October 23, 2014
Ansel hasn’t responded, though a picture of him waving a white flag would probably be sufficient enough. LOLz!
In the meantime, you can get in your Ford, err, we mean American-made vehicle, and head to Rounds and get yourself a #NotACronut.
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