Daddy Lohan Takes This Opportunity To...


The police issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan yesterday – CLICK HERE for all the details! – and Michael Lohan is using this as an opportunity to get his name in the headlines.
And start some shit!
Poppa Lohan says that he’s not sure whether Lindsay is drinking or drugging, but he (once again) blames saMAN Ronson for all his daughter’s problems.
How shortsighted!
“I’m always worried about Lindsay as long as she’s involved in relationships that are harmful to her,” Michael says, calling his Lindsay’s “toxic” relationship with Ronson a “powder keg.” “You never know when it’s going to blow up,” he says.
“I feel like when you’re around the right people, you do the right thing, when you’re around the wrong people, you do the wrong thing,” he adds. “[But] she’ll deal with [the warrant] like she has to. She’s not going to ignore it. Mark my words, as long as Samantha Ronson is in Lindsay’s life, nothing is going to go right!
Lindsay was doing a fine job of fucking up her life before saMAN, so that argument is too simplistic, Poppa Lohan.
Try harder!