Chris Martin better be careful. Dakota Johnson does not hold back when it comes to exes!
In Thursday’s edition of Vanity Fair‘s Lie Detector Test series, the Materialists star revealed the revenge she once got on a BFF’s ex after a breakup — and it’s so nasty! The actress said she once sent a GALLON of “gorilla s**t” to the ex, spilling the tea:
“I mean there’s no way that he would watch this, so, yes, I did do that. And it’s been quite a while. It’s been some years.”
OMG!
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She then joked:
“S**tsenders.com. You can order any kind, any size.”
The polygrapher confirmed the 35-year-old was telling the truth. LOLz! That website actually exists too — though it’s called PoopSenders.com. They send the poop with a little card that promises never to reveal who sent it. Hah! See her break it down at the 7:15 mark (below):
Her smile while answering that question! She liked being messy!
This comes right after news broke earlier this week that Dakota and her longtime (on-and-off again) partner Chris called it quits after nearly eight years together — the end of an engagement that happened reportedly “years” ago.
The couple had faced their ups and downs over the years, but a source for The US Sun said after the split that the Madame Web alum had been “desperate” for the romance to work because she “loves” the Coldplay frontman so much. Unfortunately, it just doesn’t sound like they were on the same page, especially in terms of the topic of having children. The singer already shares children with ex Gwyneth Paltrow and is said to be done with that phase of his life. There were also reports he wasn’t into the whole monogamy thing while touring, so… Yeah.
Now, the question is: does Dakota feel wounded enough to send Chris a stinky package out of spite???
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