Boston Big Man David Ortiz Gets Purple Balls To Go With His Red Sox After Getting Nailed In The Nads By His Son

O-U-C-H!

This is why dads are hesitant to play catch with their kids. Ha!

David Ortiz was adorably warming up for the Boston Red Sox game on Tuesday with his little son, until the tiny tot whacked a ball into center field his family jewels!

Good thing he already had children!

Luckily, Ortiz recovered just fine and went on to have an epic, bromantically fantastic post-game celebration after his team won (below)!