Aww! No sexy time for Demi Moore?!
But we think she would really, REALLY benefit from a little physical release from New Zealand hottie with a body Martin Henderson!
We know we would! RAWR!
Anyway, it tickled us pink to report that it seemed Demi had finally moved on from her failed cougar-mance to Mila Kunis’ new (and old) beau Ashton Kutcher…
But alas!
Her supposed connecticut love-retreat with The Ring actor was more of a friendship vacation, and there was no beast with two backs to be seen!
Sadsies.
Ah well, we’re sure Demi will use those feral, feline claws of hers to snap up the next younger man who crosses her path!
Stalk that prey, girl!
[Image via WENN.]