Dentures and Cocksmokers

Fasten your seatbelts, kittens! Sin City’s about to get a whole lot gayer!

Siegfried and Roy are “secretly” planning a return to the Las Vegas stage.

“A good magician never lets the cat out of the bag,” a recovering Roy Horn says. “Act surprised when you hear about it.”

The legendary magician has been out of commission since being attacked by a cat in 2003.