Michael C. Hall's Divorce Is Final

Dun. Dun. Dun. Another one bites the dust.
On Friday, Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpeter finally had their divorced finalized by a judge in Los Angeles. The uncontested divorce of the pair was handled privately and the the details of the division of property will remain confidential.
Everyone make a sad face and go, “Whomp, whomp.”
Dexter Morgan is a free man. Who will be his next victim wife?
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