Disney’s got a new plan of attack in taking all your money: Take stories they already made classics and reinvent them, put them in 3-D and charge out the ass!
Hope that is okay with you because that’s about all that is coming out of the Disney studios these days.
First Alice in Wonderland, soon The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, and now, we have news that they are looking to turn Cinderella into a live-action remake.
This one is definitely for the ladies! (So were the 40 million other movies based off this stoopid story!)
According to sources, a 7-figure pitch for the flick has already been made and approved. Aline Brosh McKenna, writer of The Devil Wears Prada and 27 Dresses, is already working on the script.
zZzZzz! We’ll pass!
How about U?