Divorcing??? Here We Go Again!!!!!

Take this for what it is, but…

A British tabloid, The Sun, is reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are set to release a statement announcing their intentions to divorce.

Mkay!

This alleged statement is said to be release “imminently.”

Madge and her man are going public with their split, according to the paper, because they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer”.

Uh huh!

Guy has flown back from France, postponing filming of his new movie Sherlock Holmes, to break the news to his parents.

This week he will take his possessions from the couple’s London home, which Madonna owns, and move into their Wiltshire home, which he owns.

Madonna — in New York on Monday night for the premiere of her new movie Filth And Wisdom — initially planned to move back to the US with their three children in July.

The source said: “She was adamant that she was leaving Guy and not coming back.”

But talk of the separation leaked out — along with rumours that Madonna was secretly seeing a married baseball star — and Guy flew out in a public last-ditch bid to repair the marriage.

The Sun reports that the two have been arguing a lot lately. Over a bunch of different crap.

Blah blah blah.

We’ll believe it when we see the OFFICIAL statement! If there is one!

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