OK. Let’s start with the fact Donald Trump is the first sitting president speaking at a March For Life rally. Ew.
Clearly this man who allegedly had unprotected sex with porn stars while his third wife was at home with their newborn son is not speaking from moral authority — he just wants to keep his base cheering with anti-abortion talk.
Also, DON’T YOU HAVE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN TO PREVENT?? DO YOUR JOB!!
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Anyway, that’s run-of-the-mill awful. The very special embarrassment that only President Shithole could give us is when in his speech he said:
“Right now in a number of states the laws allow babies to be born from his or her’s mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
Read that again. Trump can’t even get through a simple, nearly monosyllabic anti-abortion speech without screwing up and accidentally condemning human childbirth. Sigh.
See the facepalm moment and some great Twitter reactions (below)!
“Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother├óΓé¼Γäós womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
Genuinely confused by this. (via ABC) pic.twitter.com/3FT8SCQY5V
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 19, 2018
This man is our president pic.twitter.com/sqMS7uhN1W
— Todd Dracula (@ToddDracula) January 19, 2018
Very stable genius and, like, really smart guy Donald Trump just said babies shouldn’t be allowed to be born in the ninth month.
LET. THAT. SINK. IN. pic.twitter.com/xedq5TkSNE
— Mike P Williams 🌹 (@Mike_P_Williams) January 19, 2018
Trump: “… the laws allow a baby to be born… in the ninth month.”
This may be how the human farm in “The Matrix” gets started. https://t.co/nEVvUPXmOr https://t.co/4vzQU3mGeV
— Matt Ortega (@MattOrtega) January 19, 2018
Stable genius campaigns for women to give birth in a month which isn’t the ninth month of pregnancy 🤔 https://t.co/NgXqX78aoM
— Hannah Rutherford 👑 (@lomadia) January 19, 2018
I was a baby born in the ninth month come at me Trump
— Lemmo, player of cribbage. (@Lemmo) January 19, 2018
[Image via ABC News.]