Douchebag on Douchebag: Michael Lohan Speaking For Jon Gosselin Now!


You know things are bad when Michael Lohan becomes your unofficial spokesman!
Even though Jon Gosselin has been whoring himself around town, he still hopes to remain friends with ex-wife Kate.
“He would love to be friends with her,” says Lohan. “They had eight kids and he would like to work things out the right way and just be friends.”
Lindsanity’s dad continued, “A lot of opportunities are opening up for him. He’s fantastic and upbeat and said that he just wanted to concentrate on his kids and his career and his life. It’s overwhelming for him but he’s handling it.”
We are beginning to understand why these two are friends. They think that “concentrating” on their kids means putting them to work at a young age and being as far away from them as possible.
El Loco even offered info on Jon’s relationship status, “He’s not concentrating on a relationship with any woman. He just wants to take a step back and deal with his family and his kids.”
Riiiiiight!
We’ll believe it when Jon stops putting his peen in twenty-somethings and Michael Lohan’s mouth!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]