Douchebag Won't Eff Up Dem Convention

It’s official!

Adulterer John Edwards will not be making an appearance at the Democratic National Convention in Denver next week.

“Unequivocally, he is not going to Denver,” says Jonathan Prince, who served as deputy chief of staff on the Edwards 2008 presidential campaign.

Democrat party leaders are undoubtedly relieved!

Up until last week, Edwards was saying that he would make an appearance at Bono‘s anti-poverty event, scheduled to happen in conjunction with the Convention.

Glad to see that Edwards has a little sense left!

Why go somewhere where you’d be totally shunned and whispered
about?!

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