Dr. Ozzy??

Rolling Stone‘s new health columnist is… Ozzy Osbourne?!?
Even though he always seems to be one step away from death’s doorstep, the rocker has said:

“By all accounts, I’m a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum.
If people can learn from my stupid mistakes without having to repeat any of them, or if they can take some comfort from the crazy things my family has been through over the years . . . that’s more than enough for me.”

Well, he does have a point!! Let’s just hope snorting ants and taking every drug known to man isn’t on his list of doctor’s orders!
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