Dumbass! A-Rod Crashes His $400k Car!

See, this is exactly why we can’t buy A-Rod nice things!

The escort-loving Yankee was involved in a “minor fender bender” while arriving to training camp in Tampa, Florida early Thursday morning!

A-Rod managed to crash his $400,000 Maybach, but a spokeswoman for Rodriguez has denied the rumor that he was texting on his phone before the crash.

“There were no injuries and Alex is fine,” says his rep.

Good for him!

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