James Blunt Says Ed Sheeran Straight Up LIED About Getting His Face Cut By Princess Beatrice! WTF??

Is Ed Sheeran just dropping “alternative facts” on us??
Back in January, the ginger singer opened up about BEING opened up by a sword swung by Princess Beatrice last year.
The way Ed told it, the Princess had accidentally swung her sword too far back while performing a mock knighting ceremony on James Blunt at a party.
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But now James is saying Ed’s Lego House is made of lies!
In a new interview with Shortlist, the Beautiful singer says the whole thing was something they jokingly made up but that Ed decided to run with it in the press:

“Ed was drunk, messing around, and he cut himself. We made a fancy story up; people fell for it. It was very embarrassing.”

WHAT?? But we’ve seen the cut! You can STILL see it! So which part was a lie?

“All of it. Apart from the actual scar. It’s bizarre that people fell for it. I blame him. He must be desperate ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ he’s trying to sell records.”

Seriously? That’s pathological!
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When asked if they were even really at a party together when it happened, James said:

“Yeah, but I didn’t do it! He cut himself and I just patched him up. It’s made him look prettier.”

Hmm. James has been known to mess with people — maybe this is just his crazy sense of humor?
Because we can’t imagine a reason for Ed to lie; it seems like something that could be so easily disproven, by say, the sword-wielding Royal??
What do YOU think? Is Teddy lying or not??
[Image via Shultz-Coulon/WENN.]