Eva Langoria Isn't Pregnant, She's Just Fat, But Not Really Fat Because She's Still A Size 0

Okay, Eva Langoria is either a moron or completely delusional.

Or a little of both!

Even though she denied rumors of a pregnancy by saying “she’s just fat,” she’s now claiming that she “never went up a size” and goes on to say that she’s “still a size 0.”

You mean a Jennifer Love Hewitt size 0?

So what is it then?

She tells Allure, “I know I’m not pregnant” and “I know Tony and I aren’t breaking up. I know we’re not cheating.”

You know, the more a celebrity denies something, the more we believe otherwise.

How can you be fat and a size ZERO??????

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