Next week, The Jersey Show’s most eligible guido releases his first book, aptly titled Here’s The Situation.
If you haven’t already placed yours on pre-order, perhaps these little snippets of wisdom from The Situation’s literary gem might change your mind.
Some of the features of the book include a “one-night stand checklist”, detailed illustrations on “proper ab maintenance” and tips on sex that include:
“The best sex is often with a grenade — because she’s so grateful.”
“Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs . . . maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.”
“Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”
Yes, he is serious! (We also wonder if he realizes herpes is not something you can kill in a Jacuzzi!)
Still not convinced to buy this book? Well, hold on … we’ve saved the best for last!
In the book, The Situation provides a small prayer to say onto the Lord so that we all might be better guidos. He writes:
“God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
Catchy! LOL!
He’s soooo deep, you guys!
How many of U think you’ll be reading this fine example of genius prose?