False Alarm! George Michael Leaves Front Door Wide Open!!!

What on EARTH was he on??

Police were called to George Michael‘s $8 million property in London in the middle of the night when the singer’s security firm informed officers that the entrance was left open.

Shady!!

Upon further investigation, however, authorities discovered Michael was at a nearby address. Doing what? We don’t know!!

We’re sure there’s a completely reasonable explanation! He was probably just quickly stepping out to borrow some milk and have SEKSI times in a public bathroom!!

[Image via WENN.]