The new Fifty Shades of Grey book — which BTW is Fifty Shades retold from Christian’s perspective — is just totally effing cray!
Maybe you’ve already heard about some of the insane lines from Grey, but you’ve never heard them like this!
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Yours Truly got a hold of some of the raciest, raunchiest, and most ridic lines, and we just had to share!
Ch-ch-check out the NSFW video (above) to hear us read aloud selected sexcerpts from Grey — including some unbelievable lines even we couldn’t hold it together for!