Sex parties and erotic dinners are one thing, but this is starting to get creepy!
When you reach into a bedside drawer of your hotel room, one typically expects a King James edition Holy Bible. On special occasions, one might even find a few empty condom wrappers as an added bonus.
But Brits are discovering something they never expected!
Hotels are stuffing their drawers with a copy of E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey!?
As one might expect, this move is pissing off zealots and turning on horn-dogs!
It also raises a few philosophical questions!
1) If God didn’t want you to use ball-gags, why did He create them?
2) If the pages on your room copy of Fifty Shades are already stuck together when you get there, can you have Guest Services send you up a fresh edition??
3) Who do you think would want to play Christian Grey in the feature film adaptation of the erotic novel?
Our guesses?
(1) Because. (2) Yes. (3) Alexander Skarsgard.
But, hey, we’re experts in pornographic literature, NOT metaphysics or theology!
Why don’t U tell us what U think (below)??
[Image via WENN.]