Fiona Apple Is Pissed About Weed Arrest!


Well, obviously! No one likes getting arrested, DUH.
But it seems Fiona Apple is regretting her Texas arrest for marijuana and hash possession due to a different reason…
It’s overshadowing the release of her new album, The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do!
The unbelievably thin Fiona took some time at her House of Blues gig in New Orleans Tuesday night to voice her concerns over her weed arrest’s effect on her album’s reception.
Fiona expressed:

“This record with me … I’m really sorry … All the work we did is being overshadowed by this bulls**t.”

Fiona also addmitted she LIED about having proof in a ‘lockbox’ of the mistreatment she supposedly endured/illegal acts she allegedly witnessed at the hands of Hudspeth County officers!
Fiona passionatly exclaimed:

“There are no f**king lock boxes. I didn’t make up a code. It was my way to make a parallel between the self. I am not that f**ked up.”

Um, ok Fiona, we believe you…?
What is up with our darling Criminal? We know she’s dark and twisty — those are the qualities we LOVE about her — but it seems she’s a little more, um, troubled (?) than ususal?
We hope you’re alright, dear Fiona!
[Image via WENN.]