A standard jet may go around 500 miles per hour at 35,000 feet, but this dog can poop about three aisles per hour while in the air. That’ll break the smell barrier!
That’s right, a flight from Los Angeles to Philadelphia had to make an emergency landing because one dog kept taking dumps in the center aisle. At least three of them, actually.
In fact, he pooped so much that the flight attendants ran out of paper towels to clean the crap up. Sure, they probably had enough hot towels for everyone in first class, but not enough regular towels to clean up one dog’s post-Purina chow!
And if there’s one thing that will make people sicker than airplane food, it’s the scent of canine fecal matter in a pressurized chamber of re-circulated air.
People were getting physically ill from the smell, and as a result, the flight had to make an emergency landing in Kansas City. On top of that, the flight started off with having fuel related problems.
Ch-ch-check out the live tweeting of this crap fest that will you rolling in the aisles (and hopefully not pooping in them) BELOW!
This flight is the total package. pic.twitter.com/pocuStLh21
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
So the full sized dog that's on my flight, well it did what dogs do & went to the bathroom when it felt like it smack dab in middle of aisle
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
Can't make this up. The dog has now shit twice. Plane is emergency landing cuz ppl are getting sick. Hazmat team needs to board @USAirways
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
Easy to crush airlines in these situations, but the flight crew has been great during 1,000 gallon GasLeak/Dog Shit-gate 2014. Kudos to them
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
The Proud, The Few, The @USAirways dog shit cleaning crew pic.twitter.com/MQFTGSiGRY
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
RECAP: 2hr delay Tarmac w low fuel. Fuel plane but in process spill 1,000 gallons on Tarmac. Delayed more. Dog defecates 3xs Emergency land
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
I don't think the dog poop was initial issue, it was more the people around getting sick, a la when Chunk ralphed over the balcony #Goonies
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
People that use there pets under the guise of "service dogs" who aren't may be the worst ppl on earth. She & pooch just did walk of shame
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
"Go-Go in flight" has taken on a whole new meaning today
— Chris Law (@ChrisLaw) May 28, 2014
http://goo.gl/So823X
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