French Court Won't Allow Parents To Name Their Kid 'Nutella!' What'd They Change The Name To??

A poor little French baby had their name stripped from them by a French court in Valenciennes!
The problem is the baby’s parents named their kid “Nutella.”
The judge felt that naming your kid after a delicious spread isn’t a good idea. A translation of the court ruling reads:

“The name ‘Nutella’ given to the child is the trade name of a spread and it is contrary to the child’s interest to be wearing a name like that can only lead to teasing or disparaging thoughts.”

We understand how Nutella might be a name a kid gets made fun of for having, but it still feels weird that a court could strike down a child’s name!
The craziest part of all of this is the parents didn’t even show up to court!
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Since the parents didn’t show up, the judge just renamed the baby “Ella” and that’s that. We guess those parents will get a letter in the mail informing them of their child’s involuntary name change.
We’re sure that’ll be inneresting as hell!
Though we also agree Ella is a waaaay better name than Nutella… LOLz!