George Michael Apologizes!


George Michael‘s showing remorse for taking out a Snappy Snaps with his Range Rover at 3 in the morning this weekend.
He released a statement apologizing to his fans and supporters this morning, saying:

“I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.”

Ha!
You sir are anything BUT boring! Every time you get arrested it’s like the best episode of Funniest Dirty Home Videos we’ve ever seen!
But you do have to stop driving, we think. Clearly, you cannot be trusted behind the wheel! Also, maybe it wouldn’t hurt to get back into a rehab for a refresher course.
[Image via WENN.]