You know when MANiston hears this, she’s hopping in her car, speeding to the closest Ralph’s, stocking up on Chubby Hubby Ice Cream and Grey Goose, and sobbing the entire ride back to her renovated, man-free home!!
Gerard Buttplug is apparently ignoring not picking up on Maniston’s come-ons and instead choosing to spend Valentine’s Day whoring raffling himself off for charity.
The drawing will benefit the Kids Kicking Cancer group, and ensures the winner a date with Scottish womanizer. So far the campaign has raised $56,590.
We’re sure he’s doing it for the kids, and not to blatantly grope wine and dine an unsuspecting lady friend.
Once again. Happy Valentine’s Day, Jen!!
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