Goop's $2.6 Million Holiday Gift Guide Is Here!

Another year, another list of over the top gifts recommended to you by Gwyneth Paltrow!

This year’s holiday gift guide by Goop totals up to nearly $2.6 million in merchandise alone, and includes everything from a $9 roll of floss to a $250k trip to space

Related: Mariah Carey Shares Her List Of Festive Christmas Must-Haves

The festive guide is broken up into ten different categories, and claims to cover just about every one on your holiday list at a variety of price points. Here are a few stand out ideas recommended by the wellness publication:

• The Wellness Junkie’s Gift Guide: Vegan meal program, Produce bag set
• The Under-$100 Gift Guide: 24k gold cocktail stirrers, Blue light blocking screen protector
• The Men’s Gift Guide: Memory digitizing service, Cigar double-cutter
• The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide: Automatic joint roller, Beer blanket
• The Cook’s Gift Guide: Vegan chocolate chips, Crepe pan
• Gifts for the One Who Has Everything: Cat jungle gym, Cashmere hoodie
• The Kid’s Gift Guide: Muslin swaddle set, Smartphone controlled paper airplane
• The Traveler’s Gift Guide: 5-in-1 travel adapter, Car diffuser
• The Lover’s Gift Guide: Online sex education class, Gold handcuffs
• The Host’s Gift Guide: Firewood tote, Vintage Monopoly

But because this is goop, there is PLENTY more to cover (they even acknowledged how ridiculous some of the gifts are). We rounded up 10 stand out picks from the GP-approved list (below)!

Microgarden

This self-contained hydroponic garden by SproutsIO will set you back $799 (and doesn’t include a $29 monthly membership app fee), but adjusts as your garden grows and looks chic on your countertop.

Pore Refining Toner & Cleanser

Obviously it wouldn’t be a goop guide without a few in-house products. Try this $48 cleanser and $75 pore refining toner for the perfect holiday selfie, no filter needed!

Endangered Species Expedition

For a mere $1.3 million, you can enjoy 12 luxury endangered-species focused trips with Momentum Adventure, spread out or all at once.

Salami Subscription

For the person in your life who just can’t get enough meat, a $13/month salami subscription from Olympia Provisions should satisfy their craving.

Brass Fire Extinguisher

If a red fire extinguisher just doesn’t go with your aesthetic, this $250 brass option can double as decor. Plus, there’s copper and chrome if this gold option isn’t your thing.

A Trip To Space

Join the celebs like Katy Perry who have already signed up to jump on a trip to space with a $250,000 ticket from Virgin Galactic.

Chocolate Making Kit

Because purchasing a store bought candy bar is so not in anymore, grab this $300 chocolate making kit from Dandelion Chocolate instead.

Sex Pillow

This sloped foam pillow by Dame will assist you in a variety of sexual positions (we’ll let you decide how to use it) for $95.

Custom Birthday Book

Perfect for the holidays or an upcoming birthday, this $100 custom birthday book from The New York Times includes covers of the publication dated on a birthday from each year since you’ve been born.

Convertible Bassinet

Who needs to invest in a crib which converts into a bed, when you can get a $2,600 bassinet that converts into an ottoman? Grab one in a variety of textures for yourself from Aristot.

Which item is your favorite on the list, Perezcious readers? If these are just too far-fetched for ya, Oprah Winfrey‘s annual list may be more your style.

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