Gosselin Family Friend Says "It's Over."

Rough week to be a sextuplet!

First, your daddy, Jon Gosselin, is reported to be having an affair with a 23 year old slut schoolteacher.

Now, your mommy, Kate Gosselin, has to fight off the rumors that she, too, is having an affair.

A family source discusses the latter with US Weekly, suggesting that Kate’s rumored affair with her married secuirty guard, Steve Neild, has been going on since last May. Clearly, Neild got pointers from his former employer, Bill Clinton.

And Jon is getting jealous!

“He threatened to hire a private investigator,” the family source said.

As Kate continues to travel the country promoting their reality show and her writing ventures, she has kept Neild close at hand and people are noticing.

An employee at a recent promo she did for her TLC show said: “She was gently poking him, giving him little love pats, totally unlike the slapping she does with Jon. She and Steve were joking around so much, I actually wondered if they were having an affair. There’s a lot of open affection between them.”

The employee also remarked that she showed no affection for Jon at the same event. But at least she let him out of his cage!

As for the future for the married parents eight, the family source says that “it’s over. “Kate doesn’t want to work on it, he doesn’t want to work on it.”

And like so many other reality tv marriages, this one may bite the dust.