YOU GUYS.
We only have FIVE more episodes left!
OF THE SERIES!!!
And next week’s preview leaves us so teased (above)! Before we know it, every scandal of this Upper East Side is gonna be history!! Boo!!
And that means they better start getting DEEP into Dan‘s storyline with Serena. We saw ::SPOILER:: the beginning of what could be their final hurrah last night.
::SRSLY, SPOILERS::
Their nasty sex tape played during Sage‘s walk at the Cotillion. And even though Blair had the satisfaction of the brat wearing one of her designs, she dropped DERENA like an imposter hand-bag.
So needless to say, Dan is forced to cuddle up next to the only person he’s yet to piss off with one of his expos├â┬⌐ articles.
Oh yeah and Barry Watson totally gave Serena the cold shoulder after the sex tape. Ya know.. in case you hadn’t figured it out yet!
How convenient, right?? Now she and Dan can screw rekindle their romance just in time for their flash-forward wedding finale!!!
But if you ask us, we bet he tries and writes something REALLY dirty about her, but then goes all Notebook on us at the end and publishes the sweetest thing she’s read since her ex-boyfriend’s prison-release form.
But that’s just us! LOL! What do U think??