If you’re not using a 24-karat gold plate dildo, then what is even the point?!
You might as well never have an orgasm again!
Gwyneth Paltrow has released a list of sex toys on Goop, and naturally our favorite thing on it is the gold dildo that costs $15K! You can also get the stainless steel version for $7,900, you cheapskate.
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The Lelo Inez dildo has a very ergonomic shape that reminds us of a banana, and is marketed as “…perfect for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure.”
Indeed.
The company also promises discreet shipping, a one-year warranty, and ten-year guarantee.
There are two reviews of the product by, we suppose, real people who actually bought this thing. We’re gonna go ahead and imagine they’re lonely trophy wives stuck in a beachfront glass house while their spouses jet off to Dubai on “business.”
Reviewer Jean wrote:
“Because these are made of gold and silver, it means they can conduct heat — adding temperature changes to a dildo sent me TO THE MOON”
Well, then!
And Leanne said:
“What could be more luxurious than a golden dildo? Enough said.”
Uhhhh. Whatever floats your boat, Leanne.
Gwynnie’s full list includes a $595 Agent Provocateur leather whip, organic (!!!) lube, and a $395 Kiki de Montparnasse vibrating necklace/nipple clamps.
Geez, we don’t even think Christian Grey’s sex toys cost this much! But they should.
How much did you pay for your dildo, Perezcious readers???
[Image via WENN.]
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