This is a sad comment on our time.
Lost your job? There’s an app Hallmark card for that.
Hallmark has launched a line of sympathy cards specifically for you to send to your family and friends who have regrettably lost their jobs.
Because nothing makes a person on unemployment who can’t afford their rent feel better than knowing you can splurge 4.99 on a piece of paper. Just saying!
Somewhere, Donald Trump is buying in bulk for the next Apprentice.