happy bday to me happy bday to me Harry broke up with Taylor happy bday to me.
— Noah Lindsey Cyrus (@noahcyrus) January 7, 2013
Ha! Well yes, Noah Linds… Happy Birthday To You indeed!! But if you thought that was funny, just wait ’til you see the rest:
I refuse to believe Haylor is over because I haven’t seen Taylor Swift tweet anything passive aggressive about foreskin and accents yet.
— Calvin (@aurosan) January 7, 2013
kim kardashian and kanye wests relationship is still going strong and haylor broke up
— LAYLA (@ilypizza) January 8, 2013
HAYLOR BROKE WOW LIFE IS ACTUALLY WORTH LIVING
— anthony spears (@LOHANTHONY) January 7, 2013
haylor wasted 65 days of my life.
— ☼ (@seriousnarry) January 8, 2013
Some would say that #Haylor ended…swiftly.
— Troye Sivan (@troyesivan18) January 8, 2013
“Dierctioners are the reason why Haylor broke up” IT WAS OUR PLAN, i mean what
— camille (@CKImperial) January 8, 2013
taylor swift’s “i went the wrong direction” album comes out the end of january with featured songs such as “he wasn├óΓé¼Γäót my style”
— James ☺ (@omgj4mes) January 8, 2013
My stomach hurts. I blame all the emotional stress from the Haylor breakup.
— Lauren Butler (@LaurenCButler) January 8, 2013
I’ve been tense all day, and I didn’t know why, and then I realized that I’m just worried about Taylor Swift. I hope she finds love again
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) January 8, 2013
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