Hef Can't Tell Girlfriends Apart!!!!!

Since his breakup with The Girls Next Door, Hugh Hefner has found three new platinum blonde girlfriends.

There is only one problem.

He can’t tell them apart!!!!

Hef’s new girls include 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon along with identical looking 22-year-old Crystal Harris.

They should do a Doublemint commercial where they stick the gum…forget it!

“I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” Hef said, motioning to his neck. “Other than that, I don├óΓé¼Γäót know.”

As much as this grosses us out, it probably doesn’t matter to him!!!

We’d be surprised if the 83-year-old remembered what he had for breakfast, let alone the identity of his sluts girlfriends!

[Image via WENN.]