Shocking to think that anyone would leave the seski wrinkled sack known as Hugh Hefner, but this morning, we’re hearing just that.
Hef announced via his Twitter that the Shannon Twins, Kristina and Karissa, are moving out of the mansion. Hef tweeted out:
“The Shannon Twins are growing up. They’re moving to the Playmate House with my blessing so they will be free to do other things.”
Between the two of them, someone had a functional enough brain to realize that being Hef’s girlfriend isn’t as profitable as being apart of the Playmate empire. Hef explains that the girls are looking to get more involved in “Playmate-related promotional work for the company.”
In other words, they want to have sex with younger men for the good of Playboy. Way to take one for the team, ladies.
But don’t feel too sorry for Hef just yet. His ailing, beats-twice a week heart still has someone to look after it. According to Hef, he and Crystal Harris are more in love than ever!
How gross sweet!
[Image via WENN.]
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