Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots

OMG! Silliest. Show. Ever.

Animal Planet will air one-hour special Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots.

On Prostitutes to Parrots, Fleiss will juggle the difficulties of caring for twenty avian pals, the pressures of owning a laundromat, and the stress of her tenuous sobriety. Madam to Macaws is probably not as catchy a title, but it could have worked.

Heidi’s passion for exotic birds was first documented in the 2008 documentary Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam of Crystal, and her need to be on reality TV was first documented on Celebrity Rehab in 2010.

It wouldn’t surprise us if this became a regular series.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]