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Heidi Speaking In Riddles, Nobody Cares

Heidi Speaking In Riddles, Nobody Cares

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The silicone must be starting to leak into her brain because girlfriend is making absolutely NO sense!

Heidi Montag was completely shocked as to why her mother would flip a shiz out over her daughter’s multiple plastic surgeries when the two finally met face to mutilated face, she is reportedly very “fragile.”

“I’m not in a great place right now. I was hysterical the whole time. It was so hurtful. My body really set back from recovering from all the crying, stress and that traumatic experience. My insides were just throbbing and pounding but I know it’s part of what I had to go through.”

Yes, because it must have been so easy for a mother to look at her daughter and see nothing but boobs and silicone at 23.

However, the world took a collective sigh of relief when it was comforted to know that Heidi has been healing with weekly massages, and is the “happiest I’ve ever been in my life.”

Okay, so you’re not in a great place, but also the happiest you’ve ever been? Is that what you say to the mirror when you feel like crying but can’t because your tear ducts don’t function properly anymore?

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Feb 08, 2010 15:30pm PDT

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