He'll Have to Settle for #3

It’s been a whole week since Madonna‘s backstabbing brother, Christopher Ciccone, released his Madge tell-all book.
The Judas failed to take the top spot on the best seller’s list and came in at #3.
Ha!
We wonder if he’ll still be in the top 10 next week.
Probably not!
Why buy the book when all the good stuff’s already been revealed?
[Image via Mavrix Online.]