Lindsay Lohan is stomping putting her foot down! She doesn’t want to go to jail…so she won’t!
Says her!
One source is insisting that during Lindsay’s low-key get together last night, LiLo allegedly proclaimed “I’m not going to jail!” and announced that she has every intention of appealing the case.
No surprise there. Also, not going to be a surprise when it DOESN’T WORK!!
If you’re asking yourself how she could appeal, here’s the only thing that Lilo’s got. She and her NEW lawyer, Tiffany Feder-Cohen, could argue that Judge Marsha Revel “abused her discretion” when slapping LiLo with a 90-day sentence.
But the chances of that working are about as high as Lindsay winning an overdue Oscar for Labor Pains!
We would spend less time trying to get out of going to jail and more time contemplating all uses of the phrase, “dropping the soap!”
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