Personally, we’re feeling less educated and more filthy after seeing this, but it’s still effin HIGHlarious!
Welcome to Adventures in Sex City, a new online play game that is suppose to teach folks how to effectively use condoms. The folks over at Middlesex-London Health Unit thought this would be an effective way to educate people on the benefits of prophylactics. Or they all just have a really sick sense of humor.
You may have noticed that there is a Nacho Libre looking gentleman. Yes, those are penises on his hands. He is the Spermintator, and he has come to town to infect you with his sticky, icky STI.
Because that is exactly how it happens, kids!
In order to defeat the Sperminator, first you have to choose from four of the outstanding sexually responsible superheros. First, we’ve got blondie Wonder Vag, then there is Power Pap (she’s already had a run-in with an STI, so she is out for revenge) , Captain Condom, and Willy the Kid, who is out to prove that size doesn’t matter when you have “massive rock hard strength.”
Now that you have selected your unfortunately named crime cum-fighter, you have to answer questions. Wrong answers result in getting hit in the face with giant sperm – with teeth!
Answering correctly wins you a giant condom shield that protects you from Sperminator’s flying cumshots and proves that you don’t actually need to be on this website. You’re just a perve with nothing better to do.
We haven’t played it, so we have no idea what the reward is for winning the game. We’re still trying to decide if Spermintaor has hands where his junk should be considering the location of his peens!
CLICK HERE to play the game yourself and tell us what happens!
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